Saturday, 17 July 2010

Pain in the Ass (No, I'm not Cursing)

I know this particular person.  Let's called this person Vex, from the word 'vexation'.  I don't really like Vex.  Honestly.  Vex annoys me very much.

You see, Vex has a big mouth.  I can't tell Vex anything coz I'm sure Vex will 'accidentally' tell some else.  'Accidentally' means you confront Vex and ask Vex why Vex told other people, and Vex's answer is "I'm sorry. It really slipped out of my mouth..".  If it happened once, okay fine, it's a real 'accidentally' but when it happens over and over again?  I read accidentally=purposely.

Secondly, Vex has this incredible ability to bad mouth other people behind their backs.  I really couldn't believe my ears the first time I heard it.  OMG! It's so awful.  The words.  The facial and body language Vex used.  I was so disgusted by the act.

Thirdly, Vex always talk about other people as if Vex know them.  Lemme rephrase that.  Vex always make up stories about other people as if they are Vex's best friends.  They are not.  I think Vex never seen a mirror before coz whatever bad things Vex said about other people were really the qualities that you can find in Vex, once you know Vex long enough.  And you think I care about all the made-up stories you told me all this while??  Puh-lease.

Fourthly, Vex loves giving me reason for not doing Vex's work.  Vex is very irresponsible. Don't give Vex any work coz: a) Vex will not do it. b) Vex will give so many excuses nearing the datelines. c) even if Vex did the work, the quality is very frustrating.  Really.

Fifthly, whenever you have a conversation with Vex, Vex will ignore you unless: a) it is about someone else (read: not about yourself). b) skipping responsibility. c) bitching about other people. d) the latest gossip in town.  What is Vex thinking? The world revolves around Vex?

My advice to Vex: stop giving me stupid excuses coz they are really stupid and I'm not stupid to believe them.  You are really pain the arse!!  Even my counsellor said you're toxic. Eeuurrgghhhh!!!!!  I don't like you!!

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