You Can't Be My Wife!!!

A guy friend, Mr I'm-Looking-for-a-Cook-to-be-My-Wife asked me if I know how to cook. Of course I do!!  Omelette, scramble-eggs, french toast, mmm...what else huh?  I think that's all.  I prefer to go to the nearest restaurant and just tapau (local slang for take-away).  It's more convenient for me.  Cheaper, easier and most importantly, tastier.  That's why I keep telling everybody, I eat fast food all the time!!!  Me and my fast foods.....happily ever after.  Back to my friend, when he found out I can't cook (yup, you read it right.  I CAN'T cook, not that I DON'T WANT to cook) he said "My dear, how on earth you said you can't cook? Every girl must know how to cook.  You can't be my wife then."  Erk, did I say I wanna be your wife?  Not in million years!!!!!  Geez, so perasan la this guy.  I thought this question is so out-dated but still there are people who think it's valid.  I wonder how this people survived from Ice age and creep into this millenium, fast-charging world??  Wrong flight I guess.  Or maybe they sneak into the cargo area heheheh.  That's why their brains are empty like a box hahah!!  Aida, grab yourself okay.

Isn't it funny to see that my species, the Malays, considered the ability to be a great cook as a must-have criterion for being a good wife!!  Is it true Mommy?  Where should I categorized myself then?  A not-so-good wife?  Wait a minute, that's for those unskilled cook.  I don't even know how to cook so I guess I must be in the Never-Qualitified-to-be-a-Wife category hahaha.  Hey big sis, wanna join me???  Man, that’s one funny way to see if someone is qualified to be your wife.  What happened to understanding, loving, doesn't talk much (disqualified again =p) , never question on my whereabouts (disqualified again, sigh), good heart, intelligent?  Is being a great cook as important as her love for you?  If she doesn't cook, that means she loves you less?  Then you should start pick up girls in front of the cooking schools.  Just an advice, there are more men than women in cooking school so open your eyes as big as you can!!!!

Guys, I know you love to find a domestic goddess for yourself but ask yourself if you're qualified to be called a god, to be next to a goddess.  I just afraid that even if these goddesses do exist, they don't even bother to look at you, even form the corner of their eyes.  Females nowadays are born with brains and we know how to use our brains.  We wanna marry a real man, not someone who’s pretending to be one.

Girls, next time if a guy asked whether or not you can cook, ask him "Are you a real man, or a coward hiding in the physique of a man?"  That should deserve them right.

And to Mr I'm-Looking-for-a-Cook-to-be-My-Wife, YOU CAN'T BE MY HUSBAND because it takes a real man to be one.  Next!!!!